There were three men living together in London. An Afro –American, a West Indian and Nigerian. They were all starving because they don’t have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighborhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. “LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU” the Afro-American shouted. The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the customer leave.
Five minutes later, the west Indian came into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he had finished eating the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. ”HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CLOSELY BUT I PAID YOU ALREADY”. The West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers, He lets the guy to walk away without paying.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in and you know we are. He Sat down lit up a cigarette and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal but before the Nigerian could say anything ,the waiter spoke to him, that. “SIR I HAVE BEEN HAVING ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS ALL DAY AND I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT. TWO OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAME IN EARLIER AND ATE, AND THEY SAY THAT THEY PAID ME BUT I DON’T REMEMEBER GETTING ANY MONEY FROM THEM SO, BEFORE HE COULD FINISH THE NIGERIAN INTERRUPTED , rather emphatically ‘’ OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT ONE NA YOUR PROBLEMS, I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE’’.
BY : AGWUBILO CHIAMAKA .N, [DIVINE STEP SCHOOLS 2018 YEAR BOOK]